{"id":1114,"date":"2008-05-27T19:26:53","date_gmt":"2008-05-27T19:26:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/?p=1114"},"modified":"2008-05-27T19:26:53","modified_gmt":"2008-05-27T19:26:53","slug":"stuck_toad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/?p=1114","title":{"rendered":"Stuck toad"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"photo\">\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pictures.hamzy.info\/blog-photo-2N8I5784.jpg\" alt=\"stuck toad\"><\/img>\n<\/div>\n<p>\nMr. Toad loves to spend the night entranced by my Malibou light.  Moths are attracted to the light and he makes a meal out of them.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThe frackin&#8217; neighborhood kids occasionally mess with the metal covers on the outdoor water shut-off valves.  Why, I will never understand.  Because they are there probably.  And, because it was left off, Mr. Toad must have fell in.  I let him escape on his own.  But the next day he was still there.  So I reached in and helped him out.  I didn&#8217;t want him dying there&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Toad loves to spend the night entranced by my Malibou light. Moths are attracted to the light and he makes a meal out of them. The frackin&#8217; neighborhood kids occasionally mess with the metal covers on the outdoor water shut-off valves. Why, I will never understand. Because they are there probably. And, because it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-interesting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.hamzy.net\/blog2\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}