This is a picture, not taken, of a small, black Honda, conveniently hidden from sight by my driver’s door pillar, casting a shadow, normally unnoticed, now being highlighted by a grotesque shadow puppet contorting on the concrete curb…

This is a picture, not taken, of a massive, black, stretch, Hummer limo stopping and disgorging a gaggle of wedding party people, preceded by a photographer with two Canon cameras, trailed by a small girl holding the wedding train, all heading up the hill where I planned on taking a panorama of downtown Austin…