Scott decides to always wear a name tag link
Only in a space garden link
BERLIN (Reuters) – A 73-year-old man who used an air raid siren to stun his wife into submission has had it confiscated by German police.
“My wife never lets me get a word in edgeways,” the man identified as Vladimir R. told Mannheim police. “So I crank up the siren and let it rip for a few minutes. It works every time. Afterwards, it’s real quiet again.”
A police spokesman said neighbors had complained at the noise from the 220-volt rooftop device, believed to be an old-fashioned air raid siren.
Rosina, Vladimir’s wife of 32 years, said she sometimes had to yell to get his attention. “My husband is a stubborn mule so I have to get loud.”
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Inventive scheme. Hack into default password voice mail and change message to “Yes, I will accept the phone charges”. Then dial long distance for free. link
Turn carbon based waste into oil, water, gas and minerals. link
The Disney boob shirt. link
Honda’s Rube Goldberg ad. link
Need to kill 30,000 chickens. Use a wood chopper. link
Nuclear powered unmanned military drones. link
Wireless sprinkler systems. link
ready.gov parodies. link 1 link 2 link 3
Ohio finally approves the 14th amendment — 135 years late. link
Proof blimps are evil. link
German carnival float. link
Make fire with an ice lens. link
The terror meter. link
News of the Weird story:
In November, the Pentagon rejected a Freedom of Information Act request by a reporter to see an internal training video, claiming that the law allowed it to be withheld. The video is the 22-minute "Freedom of Information Act / The People's Right to Know," which is utilized to teach Pentagon employees how to carry out the maximum-disclosure purpose of the act. [Sarasota Herald-Tribune-AP, 2-13-03]
Who Would Jesus Bomb? link
Morocco offers US 2,000 monkeys trained in detonating land mines. link